Mastering medieval banter: how to craft thematic insults

Written by Andruid

6 min read

Published Nov 17, 2023

Updated Jan 9, 2026

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Learn how to come up with thematic jabs and retorts that are appropriate for your audience.


Learn how to insult like a local. Whether you’re playing a pompous noble, a grumpy tavern keeper, or a clever rogue, the right insult can elevate a scene and make it unforgettable. But crafting solid insults that are both entertaining and in-character takes a little finesse.

In this post, you’ll find:

  • Tips for crafting thematic, in-character insults
  • Guidelines for keeping your jabs fun for other players
  • Dozens of medieval-fantasy-ready insult examples
  • A walkthrough on writing your own zingers
  • A list of “no-go” topics to keep it respectful

In medieval fantasy RPGs, dialogue isn't just about advancing the plot or completing quests; it can be an art form in itself. 

Below, we're going to take a look at how to craft great insults that are:

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